wheeeee my first attempt at buying toto was a success! with my beginner's luck i'll be a millionaire in no time. now, i'm giving you an opportunity to suck up to me and buy me loads of stuff and be vair vair naise to me during this period, so when i'm rich MAYBE i'll give you a little share of my fortune. well anw, to help you in sucking up to me, here's a list of things i want:

1) gladiators! pls hor, i dowan those ugly shit high high ones, i am not a LC ahlian ty.
2) eye lashes conditioner! xy said that they're really expensive so i hope someone will buy for me.
3) a car! ok that's maybe a little far fetched. but i need one for when i get my license next year!
4) lots and lots of coco crunch cereal! yes i'm in love with them do you have a problem.
5) someone to exterminate ALL THE LIZARDS in my hse and the neighbourhood ard so i nv ever have to see lizards near my hse ever ever again.
6) unlimited money supply for online shopping

these are jst the tip of the iceberg but they rank #1 for super importance!! thanks everyone for sucking up to me :)

k my mummu jst said sth extremely stupid.
mummu: sigh next time not going to have anymore plastic bags so now mst save them.
me: why?
mummu: cuz all the shops going green lo, then i going purple.

can anyone explain to me why i got such a geard's beardy mom?