HAPPY 43rd beloved Singapore :)
*NOTE: spoilers to Breaking Dawn ahead.
Spent the weekend burying my nose in Breaking Dawn, and i have to say that, IT SUCKS. Uh huh. It was so crappy, what with the totally rubbish plot and incomprehensible and utterly meaningless part on Jacob's POV. I wish i cld turn back time, to before Stephenie Meyer wrote BD, and go to America and whack her upside down so she'll write a better one. or, maybe this will help:
Dear Stephenie,
On behalf of all your fans worldwide, I would like to inform you that Breaking Dawn was not up to standard at all. Comparing with the first 3, this was the worst book ever. So, we, being your ever so forgiving fans, wld like to give you this opportunity to rewrite a new conclusion to the Twilight Saga. Yes, we are that forgiving. Please cherish this chance to save your reputation and give your fans a good night's sleep knowing that Bella and Edward are in a happy place somewhere and their daughter is not called Renesmee (that, is the most revolting name i have ever seen. And that includes the name Peter.)
Love, Gabriela
Yes, i think that shld do it. We'll all have a new (and better) Breaking Dawn in abt a year. Let's all cross our fingers and pray.
*NOTE: spoilers to Breaking Dawn ahead.
Spent the weekend burying my nose in Breaking Dawn, and i have to say that, IT SUCKS. Uh huh. It was so crappy, what with the totally rubbish plot and incomprehensible and utterly meaningless part on Jacob's POV. I wish i cld turn back time, to before Stephenie Meyer wrote BD, and go to America and whack her upside down so she'll write a better one. or, maybe this will help:
Dear Stephenie,
On behalf of all your fans worldwide, I would like to inform you that Breaking Dawn was not up to standard at all. Comparing with the first 3, this was the worst book ever. So, we, being your ever so forgiving fans, wld like to give you this opportunity to rewrite a new conclusion to the Twilight Saga. Yes, we are that forgiving. Please cherish this chance to save your reputation and give your fans a good night's sleep knowing that Bella and Edward are in a happy place somewhere and their daughter is not called Renesmee (that, is the most revolting name i have ever seen. And that includes the name Peter.)
Love, Gabriela
Yes, i think that shld do it. We'll all have a new (and better) Breaking Dawn in abt a year. Let's all cross our fingers and pray.