ROFL. Jst heard a fantastic joke on the radio.
A company hires a new CEO, and the new CEO, determined to show that he means business, takes a tour of the company. He sees a guy leaning against the wall not doing anything, so he walks up to him.
CEO: Hey how much do you make in a week?
Guy: $200
The CEO then hands $200 to the guy.
CEO: Here's $200. Get out of here and don't come back!
Feeling pleased about his first firing, he turns to the remaining staff.
CEO: Can anyone tell me what that slacker did here?
Staff: Err boss, he's the pizza delivery guy.
HAHAHAHAHA. Hope that brightened up your day as much as it did mine. It started off horribly, really.
A company hires a new CEO, and the new CEO, determined to show that he means business, takes a tour of the company. He sees a guy leaning against the wall not doing anything, so he walks up to him.
CEO: Hey how much do you make in a week?
Guy: $200
The CEO then hands $200 to the guy.
CEO: Here's $200. Get out of here and don't come back!
Feeling pleased about his first firing, he turns to the remaining staff.
CEO: Can anyone tell me what that slacker did here?
Staff: Err boss, he's the pizza delivery guy.
HAHAHAHAHA. Hope that brightened up your day as much as it did mine. It started off horribly, really.